Im batman...suck it losers

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Good job, son.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Well this is pointless.....

Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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