What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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haha black people :D

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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shut up elliot

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