- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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