Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A sober Irish individual.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Suck pussy

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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