- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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