- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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