- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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