- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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