- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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