. . I am a whale

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A Sloth runs...

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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