Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

black people

feminists.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

#Getweird

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Anti Joke

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