- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

XD Jackass.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Your momma so fat, she's fat

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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