- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

i just wrote this so hard

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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