What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Roses are red.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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