feminists.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Dislike this.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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