- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are red.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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