- Anti Joke

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.