Your mother just died.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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your mom is so fat.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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A man buys a prius

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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