- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

I don't believe in giraffes.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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