Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

A seal walks into a club.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

cats are pussies

So a seal walks into a club.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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