- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

outside your comfort zone

i killed my family

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two planes walk into an office building

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Womens basketball

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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