- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

what tall and looks like a jew?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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