What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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