Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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