friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Wolfjob.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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