- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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