there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Female Orgasms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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