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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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