What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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My Boyfriend

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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