Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Anti Joke

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