A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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