A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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