- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did jim all I over? He dies

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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