your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Justin Bieber

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

do you wanna hear a joke school

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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