- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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