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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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