- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Nickleback.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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