- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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did you stub your toe?

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

knock knock There's no door

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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