roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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LET

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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