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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What moos like a cow? Another cow

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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