How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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