Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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#Getweird

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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