A seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

your life

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

feminists.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

It says so on your cap.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

The FCC

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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