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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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