two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

You have friends

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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