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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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