Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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