- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

masturbating on a tarc bus

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Barack Obama

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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