Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Not a joke.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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