Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Woman rights.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Whats white? A fridge

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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