- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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