why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Hail Heetluh

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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