What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Who wants water? I do.

Barack Obama

Women

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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