Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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miha kako si?

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Kys

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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what goes boo a sock

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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