The american education system.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Women's rights.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Anti Joke

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