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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Women's rights.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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