Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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AIDS

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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