- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

You having friends.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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