Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

who is not good looking? mon morello

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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