- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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