- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Connor is homo

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Knock knock. Get out!!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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