The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Vaginal secretions

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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