When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

... Chan chan

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Want to hear a joke? No.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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