Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Wanker

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Anti Joke

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