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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Daniel is a fag

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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