What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

homosexual

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Obama lin Baden.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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