why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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i hate black people

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How high is a Chinaman

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