OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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