- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.