- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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