Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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