what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

James Patrick Campbell

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

You idiot thats 9 letters

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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