- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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