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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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