Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

no really what are ur names?

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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