A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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