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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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