- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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