What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

ME NAME IS JEFF

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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