- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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